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Scary Little Man
05/03/08
I’d like everybody to just take a few (well, nine) minutes out of their day to watch this incredible video of Tom Cruise discussing his “religion”. You really do need to watch the whole thing. Pretty undeniable proof, once and for all, that Scientology basically has no discernible doctrines or rules… come to think of it, very little of what he says could even be described as proper sentences. No. What we have here is a business, very lucrative, too, and this little man is some kind of (admittedly extremely stupid and inarticulate) celebrity ambassador. Notice that he skirts around committing to anything that resembles a religious idea or notion, let alone an opinion that he may hold dear. All he really comes up with is a little common sense that your average five-year-old could far better elaborate on. You just want him to suddenly go ‘I really, really like cheese and pickle sandwiches, MAN!! Can’t get enough of that shit!!!’ Just commit to SOMETHING. Not a chance. Mind-boggling in it’s overwhelming vagueness and utter, utter pointlessness. They’re rakin’ it in though, eh?!
Small person talking nonsense for money here
Oh, and his films are shit.
I’m off to ‘help someone’, because I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN!!!!!!!!!!! Madness.
T. James White